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Naughty and Slightly Inappropriate Elf on the Shelf Ideas

December 10, 2015 • By

Have you heard of the Naughty Elf on the Shelf?

I am sure that you have heard of the Elf on the Shelf, but the naughty one?

Yes, he exists. And he is hilarious!

They even made a book about him:

The Elf on the Shelf – a Christmas Tradition Gone Bad

Check out these Naughty & Slightly Inappropriate Elf on the Shelf Ideas.

Naughty and Slightly Inappropriate Elf on the Shelf Ideas

And you guys know I think it’s funny….

Here is the naughty book! You can purchase it at a few places.

Naughty and Slightly Inappropriate Elf on the Shelf Ideas

via Amazon

Let’s take a look at what the Naughty Elf  is up to…

He drinks beer for breakfast. Lots of beer.

Naughty and Slightly Inappropriate Elf on the Shelf Ideas

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He takes marshmallow baths with his Barbie friend.

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He tends to curse, drink, and smoke. A lot.

{Guess who’s crazy cousin is back in town?}

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All of this results in a hangover – usually around mid-day.

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Is the he a sugar daddy? Possibly.

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He tends to leave “droppings” in the most random places.

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He is also a great graffiti artist!

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This naughty little fella is also a guilty cross dresser.

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I can’t forget to mention the girl Elf on the Shelf.

She dances on her candy cane pole for money.

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Oops, someone had a little too much to drink at the Christmas party!

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Bottom line is that no one is safe as long as this guy or gal is on the shelf.

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I definitely don’t recommend trying any of this at home folks. Keep it nice for the kids, eh?!

So have you heard of the Naughty Elf before? To say the least, I thoroughly enjoyed writing this post, once in a while I like to get some custom writing on.

Be sure to move your little guy tonight! 🙂

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